For some reason I'm in a piss poor mood. I don't even want to go out and have drinks with my friends from work, I just want to hide in a little hole and ignore the world as it ignores me.

The worst combination of words ever are "I just want to be friends." or "I just think of you as a friend." or "I don't want to be anything more than friends."


I've got plenty of friends. What I need is a girlfriend.